It's working!

Yes. This blog is already working! I've received these questions for the site via facebook:

Greg, can I borrow your book for monday's class? -Janet (Los Angeles, CA)

G: Yeah, get it from me tomorrow when I'm at work...and Stay In School! (last part added to sound more advice-y)

Advice Guy, How is your summer going? Are you excited about an Arrested Development movie? -Saba (Sacramento, CA)

G: My summer is good. However, I had to wake up at 6 something this morning for work, which caused me to fall asleep later around 7pm and then wake up around 9pm all groggy and like "What the?! What day is it? Why is it dark outside!" I felt kind of out-of-it. Maybe that is why many homeless people seem disgruntled alot of the time, because they are required to sleep at odd times throughout the day. (How do I know that this is a requirement of being homeless?.. Because I saw a clip of the Tyra show where Tyra Banks pretended to be homeless for a day, and the first thing she did was lie down on the street with a blanket around noon like, "Oop! Homeless. Have to sleep right now.It's the rule.")

Am I excited about the movie? Yes. It sounds like a good movie. Similarly, The other day I saw a commercial for "The House Bunny," and I'll say it: it looks hilarious.

As long as I'm off on a tangent: I was watching a clip of one of my fave comedians Mike Birbiglia and he said that he google-alerts his own name, like he searches for when his name comes up in blogs (like this one) to see what people are saying about him. I think he's pretty knee-slapping-ly funny. Mike Birbiglia are you reading this? You probably are, aren't you? I'm a big fan. Write something back in a comment!

Maybe I should provoke Mike Birbiglia to respond by talking a little smack too. Mike, you talk slow sometimes. Although it is soothing, sometimes I wish someone would poke you or you would take some "weight loss pills" (speed) during a show so that we could see hyper Mike Birbiglia....Ohhh my godddd Mike Birbiglia WRY me a Commeeehhhh-nt! thx.

I'm also going to say a name of other famous people who I like in case they also uses google alerts to read things about themselves. If you read this respond: Eugene Mirman, Victoria Secret Model with weird shaped head, Owen Wilson.

And finally, here is some advice I found on an e-card. I'm not sure what it means, but I love meat. :

<3,

Advice Guy